- Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days
for a urine test... - Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was
a rectal problem... - HUMAN CANNONBALL: "That does it, I quit!"
CIRCUS MANAGER
But where will I ever find another man of your caliber... - HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud!
SHE: That's funny
it was ground this morning... - HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd... - HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?"
SHE: "No
why?" HE: "It's just that you look so crummy...... - HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a corned-beef sandwich
SHE: "I don't know." HE: "Would you like to come... - HE: "Do you like cocktails?"
SHE: "Sure
tell me some.... - HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars
SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed... - GUEST: Do lemons have wings?
HOST: What?
GUEST: I said
do lemons have wings? HOST: Of course not. GUEST...
