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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was
a rectal problem...
- HUMAN CANNONBALL: "That does it, I quit!"
CIRCUS MANAGER:
"But where will I ever find another man of your caliber...
- HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud!
SHE: That's funny,
it was ground this morning...
- HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd...
- HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?"
SHE: "No,
why?"
HE: "It's just that you look so crummy.....
- HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a corned-beef sandwich?"
SHE:
"I don't know."
HE: "Would you like to come over...
- HE: "Do you like cocktails?"
SHE: "Sure,
tell me some...
- HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?"
SHE:
"Well, I guess so"
HE: "Would you go to bed with...
- GUEST: Do lemons have wings?
HOST: What?
GUEST: I said,
do lemons have wings?
HOST: Of course not.
GUEST...
- Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him
down to twice a week.
A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know...
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