- Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?
- Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
- HUMAN CANNONBALL: "That does it, I quit!"
But where will I ever find another man of your caliber?...
- HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud!
SHE: That's funny, it was ground this morning.
- HE: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
SHE: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it....
- HE: "Have you been eating cake lately?"
SHE: "No, why?
HE: "It's just that you look so crummy......
- HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a corned-beef sandwich?
SHE: "I don't know."
HE: "Would you like to come over for dinner tonight?...
- HE: "Do you like cocktails?"
SHE: "Sure, tell me some.
- HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
SHE: "Well, I guess so"
HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...
- GUEST: Do lemons have wings?
GUEST: I said, do lemons have wings?
HOST: Of course not.
GUEST: Oh my god, I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink!...
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