A 5-year old boy and his dad are visiting the zoo, in their bi-weekly weekend
together. Standing in front of the elephant-cage, the boy asks his
father:"Dad, what is that big thing hanging down from between the elephants
legs? I asked mom the last time we were here, but she just said "Oh that
thing...- well, that is..., that is nothing". The dad says, "Son, I told you,
I have spoilt that woman..."
together. Standing in front of the elephant-cage, the boy asks his
father:"Dad, what is that big thing hanging down from between the elephants
legs? I asked mom the last time we were here, but she just said "Oh that
thing...- well, that is..., that is nothing". The dad says, "Son, I told you,
I have spoilt that woman..."
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