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• They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
  It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
• 1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
• HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
  SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• A Little Planning Goes a Long Way Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....