- Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar when one of them pulls
a miniature grand piano out of his pocket and sets it down on the bar
Next he produces a little man about a foot high... - Bill goes to a fertility clinic. "The first thing we need
says the doctor, "is a sperm sample". He gives Bill... - This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane
he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens... - You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was
your age
he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school... - A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby
so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who... - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of people
one night
He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the... - A little withered old man walks into a timber company office
and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman... - This guy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks
in a pleasant voice "Can you talk
This goes on for weeks with absolutely no response... - Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework
so his father decides to help. He teaches the Charlie... -
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