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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Bill goes to a fertility clinic. "The first thing we need",
says the doctor,
"is a sperm sample". He gives Bill...
- This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane,
he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens...
- You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was
your age,
he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school...
- A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby,
so after a while
the wife consults her doctor, who...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of people
one night.
He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the...
- A little withered old man walks into a timber company office,
and applies
for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman...
- This guy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks
in a pleasant voice "Can you talk?" This goes on for weeks with absolutely no
response from the bird.
Finally one...
- Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework,
so his father decides to help. He teaches the Charlie...
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- Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days
for a urine test...
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