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• Q: What is grey and not there. A: No elephants.
• Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
• What's grey and not there? No elephants.
• Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
  Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear? A: SPROING ... SPROING ......
• Q: Where are an elephants sex organs? A: In his feet, if he steps on you, your fucked!
• Q: What do elephants and Timex watches have in common? A: They both come in quartz.
• When Noah heard the weather forecast he ordered the building of the ark.
  --- that was Leadership Then he looked around and said, "Make sure the elephants don't see what the rabbits are up to....
• Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.
• WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR TAMPONS? SHEEP. WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR VIBRATORS? EPILEPTICS.