God decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus. "Forget
it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned. Another
aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied. "I went there 5,000 years
ago and froze my ass off". A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the
worst," God answered angrily. "I was there 2,000 years ago and they're still
accusing me of knocking up some Jewish bitch!"
it," God said. "I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned. Another
aide suggested Jupiter. "No way," God replied. "I went there 5,000 years
ago and froze my ass off". A third advisor suggested Earth. "That's the
worst," God answered angrily. "I was there 2,000 years ago and they're still
accusing me of knocking up some Jewish bitch!"
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