- With the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly
illuminated.
"Who turned on the fucking lights?" a male passenger... - You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed
you with a sling shot ..... - You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your
face,
turned you over and said, "Look ... twins... - You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother
put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out... - Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and
child."
(Dan Quayle,
U.S. vice... - Women are like floppy disks -
Smart men always keep a back-up ..... - I remember when I was so depressed I was going to jump out a highrise
window.
I tell you I get no respect; when they sent a priest... - I tell you I get no respect -
A hooker once told me she had a headache ..... - Do you think," asked the poll taker, "that the terms of Congressmen should
be limited?" "Hell no!" raged the taxpayer.
"They should stay in jail as long as everyone else... - I'm not saying her fiance' is cheap," whispered the office gossip,
"but every time I get close to her engagement ring...
