One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.

One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter asked him to
watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw
an old, old man approach. This man was OLD! He walked very slowly, had a
halting gait, and long white hair and beard. When Jesus asked if he could
help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his
son. Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as there were millions
of people there. "I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his
hands and feet," states the old man. Jesus does a double take and says,
"Father?" The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinnochio?"