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Math
- My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes
obtuse,
but always, he was right...
- And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :
Q: What's the title of this picture ?
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- Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
/\ /\ /\
/ \ / \ /...
- A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer
scientist are on a photo-safari in africa.
They drive out on the
savannah in their jeep, stop...
- I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college:
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1
Rob Gardner, HP...
- lim ----
8-
>9 \/ 8 = 3
Donald Chinn, UC...
- lim 3 = 8
w->oo
(It is more obvious when handwritten.
)
Jorge Stolfi, DEC Systems Research Center, Palo...
- Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered
"Polynomial.
polygon...
- Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural
logarithms...
- Pie are not square. Pie are round.
Cornbread are square...
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