- The math teacher asks his students: "What is 9 times 7?"
He gets several answers -
all are either 62 or 65. "Come on - the correct answer... - That math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
"No wonder!
He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable... - Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say:
"Your brain is smaller than anyQ: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring... - The chef instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water,
one third of cream, one third of broth..." The apprentice... - A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.
"How old,
do you think, am I?" she asks coyly. "Well - 18 by... - Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q:
Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll... - b>Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails.
Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must... - Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A high school math problem... - Trigonometry for farmers:
swine and coswine.....
