- Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.
The first one says: "Do you realize that the series... - Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school... - A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christian:
"Do you believe in one God?" He answers: "Yes - up... - Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1... - Q: Do you know any catchy anagram of Banach-Tarski?
A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski..... - Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted... - Mother to her daughter: "Why does the tablecloth you just put on the table have the word `truth' written on it?"
Daughter:
"Because I want to turn the table into a truth table... - A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know... - A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with mathematics.
Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he... - So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?"
"Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore!
We broke up." "How can you say such a nasty thing...
