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Q: I M A {pi}{rho}Maniac. R U 1,2? o &l... - 97.3% of all statistics are made up.
- There was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws, and kept them in three teepees.
- Did you hear the one about the statistician? -Probably....
- There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it,
it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried to teach
it about rectanguar coordinates and it couldn't understand them.

All... - What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?

Elephant banana sine theta in a direction mutually perpendicular to the two as determined by the right hand rule.... - A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.

Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire.... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining
cabins at a decrepit old motel.

First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity. He smells the... - So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting
together.

They spy a *deer in the woods.... - A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following questio

Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant....