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made up... - There was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws
and kept them in three teepees. When he would come... - Did you hear the one about the statistician
Probably...... - There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it
it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried... - What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana
Elephant banana sine theta in a direction mutually... - A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge
Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three adjoining
cabins at a decrepit old motel
First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the... - So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting
together
They spy a *deer in the woods. The physicist calculates... - A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following question
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant...
