- So how's your boyfriend doing, the math student?"
"Don't mention that crazy pervert to me anymore!
We broke up."
"How can you say such a nasty thing about him?...
- It is only two weeks into the term that, in a calculus class, a student raises his hand and ask
Will we ever need this stuff in real life?"
The professor gently smiles at him and say...
- An American mathematician returns home from a conference in Moscow on real and complex analysis.
The immigration officer at the airport glances at his landing card and say...
- An investment firm is hiring mathematicians.
- Statistics Canada is hiring mathematicians. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview
one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his
- A math professor, a native Texan, was asked by one of his stude
What is mathematics good for?"
He replied: "This question makes me sick!...
- In a speech to a gathering of mathematics professors from throughout the United States, George W.
- Denis Diderot was a French philosopher in the 18&l
up>th century. He traveled Europe extensively, and on his travels also stopped at the Russian court in
- Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left.
The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!...
- b>Theorem. Every positive integer is interesting.
Proof. Assume towards a contradiction that there is an uninteresting positive integer....
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