- Pie are not square. Pie are round
Cornbread are square... - The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n
/ x n | e = f(u ) ... - A physics joke:
"Energy equals milk chocolate square
Naoto Kimura, Cal State... - Russell to Whitehead: "My Godel is killing me
Dennis Healy,... - A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits
of having a wife or a mistress
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If... - Statisticians probably do it
Algebraists do it in groups
Al Sethuraman, Calma Company, San... - Von Neumann and Nobert Weiner were both the subject of many dotty
professor stories
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing... - C programmers do it with long pointers.
(Logicians do it) or [not (logicians do it)]
Scott... - Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails
A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a... - The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster
to improve the dairy industry. So, they decided...
