- The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n." / x n | e = f(u )... - A physics joke:
"Energy equals milk chocolate square"
Naoto Kimura,
Cal State... - Russell to Whitehead:
"My Godel is killing me!" Dennis Healy,... - A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits
of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If... - Statisticians probably do it
Algebraists do it in groups.
Al Sethuraman, Calma Company, San... - Von Neumann and Nobert Weiner were both the subject of many dotty
professor stories.
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing... - C programmers do it with long pointers.
(Logicians do it) or [not (logicians do it)].
Scott... - Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails.
A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a... - The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster,
to improve the dairy industry. So, they decided... - Theorem : All positive integers are equal.
Proof :
Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers...
