- Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and... - Q: What is a mathematician's pick when faced with the choice between poutine and eternal bliss in the afterlife?
A: Poutine! Because nothing is better than eternal... - Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A:
Möbius Dick..... - Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair.
They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts... - Life is complex:
it has both real and imaginary components... - The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another
city and has to move.
He and his wife pack all their belongings into cardboard... - There are 10 kinds of mathematicians.
Those who can think binarily and those who can't..... - Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four..... - i>New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today,
a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school... - After her husband's death, the elderly lady decided to go back to school and get a degree in mathematics.
A few weeks into the term, she storms into the dean's...
