- Okay.. this is something my Physics lecturer said.
There was an Indian Cheif,
and he had three squaws. And kept them in three tee... - Here is a joke I heard in Freiburg, Germany at the
Mathematics Dept.
(from Susanne Press): Q: What do a mathematician... - Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000... - Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its
diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi... - Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and... - Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant,
always insist on taking the leftovers home? A: Because... - Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student:
"It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell... - A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat.
The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Some time... - A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.
The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's... - Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A:
Nice belt...
