- This joke was floating around a few months ago:
A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his
supply of brains
The secretary informed him that they had three kinds... - Okay.. this is something my Physics lecturer said.
There was an Indian Cheif
and he had three squaws. And kept them in three tee... - Here is a joke I heard in Freiburg, Germany at the
Mathematics Dept
(from Susanne Press): Q: What do a mathematician... - Teacher: What is 2k + k
Student: 3000... - Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its
diameter
A: Pumpkin Pi... - Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and... - Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant
always insist on taking the leftovers home? A: Because... - Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student
It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell... - A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat
The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Some time... - A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment
The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's...
