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- This joke was floating around a few months ago:
A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his
supply of brains.

The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of bra... - Okay.. this is something my Physics lecturer said.
There was an Indian Cheif, and he had three squaws.

And kept them in three tee-pees. When he would come home late from hunting, he would not kno... - Here is a joke I heard in Freiburg, Germany at the
Mathematics Dept.

(from Susanne Press): Q... - Teacher: What is 2
*k*+*k*? Student: 3000! - Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its
diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!... - Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!... - Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist
on taking the leftovers home?

A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!... - Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Stude

It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?... - A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat.

The scheduled flying time is nine hours.... - A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.