This joke was floating around a few months ago: A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his supply of brains.
The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of bra...
Okay.. this is something my Physics lecturer said. There was an Indian Cheif, and he had three squaws.
And kept them in three tee-pees. When he would come home late from hunting, he would not kno...
Here is a joke I heard in Freiburg, Germany at the Mathematics Dept.
(from Susanne Press): Q...
Teacher: What is 2
? Student: 3000!
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!...
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!...
Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!...
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Stude
It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?...
A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat.
The scheduled flying time is nine hours....
A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.