- This joke was floating around a few months ago:
A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his
supply of brains.
The secretary informed him that they had three kinds of bra... - Okay.. this is something my Physics lecturer said.
There was an Indian Cheif, and he had three squaws.
And kept them in three tee-pees. When he would come home late from hunting, he would not kno... - Here is a joke I heard in Freiburg, Germany at the
Mathematics Dept.
(from Susanne Press): Q... - Teacher: What is 2k + k? Student: 3000!
- Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its
diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!... - Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!... - Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist
on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!... - Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Stude
It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?... - A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat.
The scheduled flying time is nine hours.... - A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.
