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Math
- There was a mad scientist ( a mad ...social... scientist ) who kidnapped
three colleagues,
an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and...
- Here's a limerick I picked up off the net a few years back -
looks better
on paper.
\/3
/...
- There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to
see a counselor, and he decided that...
- Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves
lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an
idea. We...
- THE STORY OF BABEL:
In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician,
created by the
Great Mathamatical Spirit form the...
- The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says,
"Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah...
- What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is thenumber expressing the relationship between the
circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927plus or minus 0.000000005...
- emma: All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious...
- Several students were asked the following problem:
Prove that all odd integers are prime.
Well, the first student to try to do this was a math...
- Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to
catch the rays and became a tangent ...
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