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Jorge Stolfi, DEC Systems Research Center, Palo Alto, CA

- 8 5
If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ?

x->0 x x->0 x answer: (write 5 on it's side)... - ///\oo/\\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/
- lim ---- 8->9 \/ 8 = 3 Along the same lines: lim sqrt (3) = 2 3->4
- lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3 Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1 lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3...