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8-->9 \/ 8 = 3

Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley

- lim ---- 8->9 \/ 8 = 3 Along the same lines: lim sqrt (3) = 2 3->4
- I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1 lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3... - Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves
lost in a canyon somewhere.

One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far.... - lim 3 = 8
w->oo
(It is more obvious when handwritten.

..) Jorge Stolfi, DEC Systems Research Center, Palo Alto, CA... - 8 5
If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ?

x->0 x x->0 x answer: (write 5 on it's side)... - 10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems"
-- P.

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