- A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive
government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to
fly them to a western country.
They drove to the airport, forced their... - Hiawatha Designs an Experiment
Hiawatha, mighty hunter,
He could shoot ten arrows upward, Shoot them with... - An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following
question:
"What is 2 * 2 ?" The engineer whips out his slide... - Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
John C. George, U.Illinois Urbana... - During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and
stared intently at the table in front of him for a while.
Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought... - What's nonorientable and lives in the sea?
Mobius Dick.
Jeff Dalton, U. of Edinburgh,... - Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science."
Physicist:
"Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those... - Definition:
Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.
Ilan Vardi,... - The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6.
Proof:
cancel the n in the numerator and denominator. Micah... - Two male mathematiciens are in a bar.
The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little
about basic mathematics.
The second one disagrees, and claims that most people...
