- A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis - without success.
Finally, he decides to sell
his soul to the devil in exchange for a proof.... - Q: Was ist paradox an der Analysis?
A: Man faltet, um zu glä
en...
<font color="#FF0000">The pun only works in German.... - Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
- Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm.
Finally, one of the men thinks that it's time
to leave.... - After the phenomenal success of Viagra, Pfizer has come up with yet another pharmaceutical sensatio
knowledge pills.
A student who is way behind in his English literature class, goes to the pharmac... - In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1.
A student challenges him: "Then prove that you're the pope!... - A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.
They are riding in a car, enjoying the
countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working.... - Let epsilon be less than zero...
<font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device
Tell it at a party,
and those who laugh must be mathematicians.... - Two math professors are sitting in a pub.
"Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little the general public knows about mathematics?
"Well", his colleague replies, "you're perhaps a b... - A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesi
All odd numbers greater than one
are prime.
The mathematicia...
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