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Math
- Q: Was ist paradox an der Analysis?
A: Man faltet,
um zu glätten...
<font color="#FF0000">The...
- Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy -
because it leaves a residue at every pole.....
- Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm.
Finally, one of the men thinks that it's time
to leave...
- After the phenomenal success of Viagra, Pfizer has come up with yet another pharmaceutical sensation:
knowledge pills.
A student who is way behind in his...
- In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1.
A student challenges him: "Then prove that you're the...
- A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.
They are riding in a car, enjoying the
countryside...
- Let epsilon be less than zero...
<font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke,
but rather a mathematician detection device: Tell it...
- Two math professors are sitting in a pub.
"Isn't it disgusting",
the first one complains, "how little the general public...
- A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesis:
All odd numbers greater than one
are prime.
The mathematician...
- In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till...
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