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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1

Rob Gardner, HP Ft. Collins, CO

- I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1... - I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college

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