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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package... - From: sven@cs.widener.edu (Sven Heinicke)
Q:What
did the acorne say when it grew up? A... - From
froberts@cheops.uvic... - Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated
A. He works it out with a pencil. Joseph Costa,... - Three employees of NOSC (an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician) are
staying in a hotel while attending a technical seminar
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out... - A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems
P. Erdos Jim Lewis, UC... - Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe... - Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice... - Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy
A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q: Why... - Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about
Philippe...
