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- When considering the behaviour of a howitze
- A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through
the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.

The tour guide anounces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle ... - A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
- Engineer, physicist and mathematican are asked to find the value of 2+2.

Engineer (after 3 minutes, with a slide rule): "The answer is precisely 3.... - Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so
much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff.

Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they... - Engineer, physicist and mathematican are all challenged with a problem

o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house.... - Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real
world.

So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply.... - Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice. A: Zorn's Lemon.
- Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.

A: Elephant zebra sin theta. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber.... - Q: To what question is the answer "9W." A: "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?