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• A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdo
• lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3 Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
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• The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6. Proof
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• Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far....
• THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Let epsilon be less than zero... <font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device
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• All obvious theorems are true. -- Pommersheim's Principle All true theorems are obvious.
  -- Keane's Kriterio...