A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning Coffee Into Theorems" -- P.
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems"
-- P. Erdos
Jim Lewis, UC-Berkeley
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdo
lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3 Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6. Proof
cancel the n in the numerator and denominator. Micah Fogel, UC-Berkeley...
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far....
THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...
Let epsilon be less than zero...
<font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device
Tell it at a party, and those who laugh must be mathematicians....
All obvious theorems are true. -- Pommersheim's Principle All true theorems are obvious.
-- Keane's Kriterio...