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-- P. Erdos

Jim Lewis, UC-Berkeley

- A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdo
- lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3 Donald Chinn, UC-Berkeley
- Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6.
Proof

cancel the n in the numerator and denominator. Micah Fogel, UC-Berkeley... - Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves
lost in a canyon somewhere.

One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far.... - THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS
Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?... - Let epsilon be less than zero...
*<font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device*...

Tell it at a party, and those who laugh must be mathematicians. - All obvious theorems are true.
-- Pommersheim's Principle
All true theorems are obvious.

-- Keane's Kriterio...