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• Q:What did the acorne say when it grew up? A:Geomatry
• On a shopping trip to Green Bay, the "Big City," a yupper bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle.
  He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished....
• Three yuppers, Sven, Ole and Karl, were sitting in a boat fishing.
  It was a grey autumn morning, a light drizzle fell from the skies and the lake reflected like the color of old pewter....
• Early one spring, a saleswoman's car broke down in the middle of Northern Michigan.
  After miles of walking, she found a farmhouse with two men sitting on the front porch....
• Q: What did the bumper sticker on the wreckage of the Challenger say when they brought it up?
  A: "If you can read this, thank a teacher....
• Q: What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping? A: Just put it on my bill.
• Q: What did God say when he made his second black man. A: "Oops, burned another one.
• Q: What did the indian say when his dog fell of the cliff? A: Dog-gone.
• Q: What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear? A: Thanks for the refill.