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• There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
  The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
  But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air....
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
• There once was a young man named Gene Who invented a screwing machine Concave and convex It served either sex And it played with itself in between.
• 174 There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong
  A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a `boney' for beating a gong....