There Was A Young Man From Peru, Who Fell Asleep In His Canoe, While Dreaming Of Venus, He Played With His Penis And Woke Up Covered In Goo.
Limericks - Dirty
There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.
There were these three unemployed guys, Leroy (a black), Chico (a Mexican), and Stosh (a Pole).
They lived together on their welfare checks in a tiny apartment....
While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with some cheese and then took him next door....
There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
A few months ago I was flying down to L.A. from San Francisco with a friend.
He had stayed up too late the night before and promptly fell fast asleep as soon as we were airborne....
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day....
There was a young man from Marsailles, Who lived on clap-juice and snails, When he couldn't afford these, He lived on the cheese, He scraped from his cock with his nails.
Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel, in a window seat.
Just before take-off, this HUGE arab wearing a beautiful gaudy multi- coloured gown walks up and sits down beside him....