Here's To The Girl Named Louise Who's Pubic Hair Hung To Her Knees The Crabs Came Together, And Knitted A Sweater So In Winter Her Cunt Would Not Freeze!
Limericks - Dirty
Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
There was a girl who just started working in a bank.
Every day, she noticed that a very attractive man walked by her office....
53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
A soldier known only as Sarge Had sex with a hooker named Marge Though only a grunt He assaulted her cunt And gave her a hon'rable discharge.
187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.