Limericks - Dirty
There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
There once was a man from Bombay who made a cunt out of clay He stuck in his dick, the thing turned to brick and he scraped his foreskin away.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
There once was a man from Marcasse Who had balls fashioned of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy Weather' And lightning shot out of his ass.
There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
That isn't original and Clay didn't even get it right!
There once was a man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of the money he saved!