There Once Was A Queen Of Bulgaria Whose Bush Had Grown Hairier And Hairier, Till A Prince From Peru Who Came Up For A Screw Had To Hunt For Her Cunt With A Terrier.

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There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier,
Till a prince from Peru
Who came up for a screw
Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.