76 There was a young man of Ostend Who let a girl play with his end.
She took hold of Rover, And felt it all over, And it did what she didn't intend....
77 There was a young man of Ostend Whose wife caught him fucking her friend.
"It's no use, my duck, Interrupting our fuck, For I'm damned if I draw till I spend....
78 There was a young fellow from Parma Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
79 A newly-wed man of Peru Found himself in a terrible stew
His wife was in bed Much deader than dead, And so he had no one to screw....
80 There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery.
Sh said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum...
81 There was a young lady from Prentice Who had an affair with a dentist.
To make things easier He used anesthesia, And diddled her, `non compos mentis'....
82 There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick.
His wife had a nice little cu
85 A young lady sat on a quay, Just as propper as propper could be.
A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea....