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Limericks
- 77 There was a young man of Ostend
Whose wife caught him fucking her friend.
"It's no use, my duck,
Interrupting our fuck...
- 78 There was a young fellow from Parma
Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
Said the damsel, demure,
"You'll excuse me...
- 79 A newly-wed man of Peru
Found himself in a terrible stew:
His wife was in bed
Much deader than dead...
- 80 There was a young girl of Pitlochry
Who was had by a man in a rockery.
Sh said, "Oh! You've come
All over my bum...
- 81 There was a young lady from Prentice
Who had an affair with a dentist.
To make things easier
He used anesthesia,...
- 82 There was a young man with a prick
Which into his wife he would stick
Every morning and night
If it stood up all right -
Not a very remarkable trick...
- His wife had a nice little cunt:
It was hairy,
and soft, and in front,
And with this she...
- 84 There was a young man from Purdue
Who was only just learning to screw,
But he hadn't the knack,
And he got too far...
- 85 A young lady sat on a quay,
Just as propper as propper could be.
A young fellow goosed her,
And roughly seduced...
- 86 I once was annoyed by a queer
Who made his intentions quite clear.
Said I, "I'm no prude,
So don't think me rude...
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