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• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Barbie Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 November 7, 1997 Santa Claus North Pole, Dear Santa
  Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya, Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME!...
• Barbie's Letter To Santa: Dear Santa, Listen you cheery old ma
  I've been saving your butt every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake fur at sappy tea parties....
• Good for you! Here's a real Aggie joke, not just a Polish joke or some such that's had a few words replaced.
  Hope you enjoy it: There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being born with only a head -- no arms, no legs, nothing but a head.
  Now Timmy was a basicly happy person and he was loved and cared for by his family....
• The latest terminology used by the modern day warrior.
  .. Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible....
• There once was a man who had a very well developed liking for beans (green beans, wax beans, kidney beans, limas - it didn't matter which, he liked them all).
  He would go out of his way to get a good bowl of beans....