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• There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
• There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
• 129 There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
  With this vibrant device He could reach, in a trice, The innermost parts of a wench....
• here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Q: Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes? A: He heals once a month.
• 186 The wife of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her husband, "My quim, Rick, Still grows in diameter Each time that you ram at he
  How can your poor tool stay so slim, Rick?...