- Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the... - Q:" How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Billions and billions... - Q:" How many disarmament folks does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" They won't, because... - If we change our bulb, they will just change theirs to a
brighter one,
so where will it all end... - We already have enough bulbs to illuminate the entire
world three times over... - We shouldn't spend money for light bulbs as long as
anyone is hungry anywhere... - We don't know what effect all this artificial light
will have on the future of mankind... - Nature provides us with all the light we need;
we just haven't learned to husband it yet... - Artificial light isn't aesthetically
correct... - The candle is more traditional,
and it uses no electricity...
