- Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will... - Q:" How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Billions and billions!
- Q:" How many disarmament folks does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" They won't, because
- If we change our bulb, they will just change theirs to a brighter one, so where will it all end?
- We already have enough bulbs to illuminate the entire world three times over.
- We shouldn't spend money for light bulbs as long as anyone is hungry anywhere.
- We don't know what effect all this artificial light will have on the future of mankind.
- Nature provides us with all the light we need; we just haven't learned to husband it yet.
- Artificial light isn't aesthetically correct.
