- Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not... - Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning... - Q:" How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb
A:" Billions and billions... - Q:" How many disarmament folks does it take to change a light bulb
A:" They won't, because... - If we change our bulb, they will just change theirs to a
brighter one
so where will it all end?... - We already have enough bulbs to illuminate the entire
world three times over.... - We shouldn't spend money for light bulbs as long as
anyone is hungry anywhere.... - We don't know what effect all this artificial light
will have on the future of mankind.... - Nature provides us with all the light we need
we just haven't learned to husband it yet.... - Artificial light isn't aesthetically
correct....
