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• How many disarmament folks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They won't, because: 1. "If we change our bulb, they will just change theirs to a brighter one, so where will it all end?...
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again....
• Q:" How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as older, heavier ones....
• Back in the OLD days while in college, a "friend" of mine one day used the pointed end of his umbrella to knock on our dorm room door.
  He poked so hard that the point went all the way through the door (cheap door)....
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• Q: How many Marxist's does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....