- Q:" How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000... - Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Seven - Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that... - Q:" How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Change it to what... - Q:" How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy. "A... - Q:" How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" What kind of answer did you have in mind... - Q:" How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Oh wow, is it like dark, man... - Q:" How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" A fish... - A fish? Yes a fish.
Think about it. . . ... - Q:" How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
"A:" None, efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs... - Q:" How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" At least three. Note: Think height...
