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• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• Q:" How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Seven - one to get on the chair and six to get on the guest list....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many WASP Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy....