- Q:" How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"A:" 151 -
one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct... - Warning - do not tell this to Romulans or be ready for a fight.
They consider this joke to be a disgrace, though it... - Q:" How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one - they don't like to share the spotlight... - Q:" How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 10,0000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution... - Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark... - Q:" How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace
a light bulb?
"A:" Many hands make light work... - Q:" How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" All of them... - Q:" How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw it in, and another to say "Sock... - Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, They don't make Pampers small enough... - Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get...
