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"A:" We can't say. "A:" Three, in fourteen countries... - Q:" How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
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"A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate... - Q:" How many American Imperialist Pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search... - Q:" How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
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"A:" Seven - one to get on the chair and six to get...
