- Q:" How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 1 - 1 to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone else to screw in light bulbs too.... - Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way.... - Q:" How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory.... - Q:" How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.... - Q:" How many NSC members does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" We can't say. "A:" Three, in fourteen countries.... - Q:" How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from.... - Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change an &l
ethnic>? "A:" None! <ethnic>s don't get light bulbs! (or if they do, they're burned out)... - Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.... - Q:" How many American Imperialist Pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Q:" How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Five - one to hold the bulb and four to drink till the room spins....
