- Q:" How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
- Q:" How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, they will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.... - Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")... - Q:" How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but they get three tech reports out of it.... - Q:" How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Baltimore Colts, .
..) does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.... - Q:" How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.... - Q:" How many <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Ten - One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.... - Q:" How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 115 - One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.... - Q:" How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs.... - Q:" How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Two thirds.
