- How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.... - How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to turn the bulb, and four to chase away the Californians who have come to relate to the experience.... - How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, fifty! It's in the contract!... - How many straight, normal San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them.
- How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old one was.... - How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it is ready.... - How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to witness, and one to shoot the witness.... - How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
- How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
None. A Real Woman would have lots of Real Men around to change it.... - How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6,000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike....
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