- Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway... - Q:" How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"A:" None,
Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. "A:" Only one. Oh... - Q:" How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" About one third less than for a regular bulb... - Q:" How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change... - Q:" How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
"A:" 45 - One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the... - Q:" How many Japanese industrialists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign... - Q:" How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold... - Q:" How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday... - Q:" How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining... - Q:" How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
"A:" Just one, provided there's a programmer around...
