- Q:" How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" It depends on what you want to change it into... - Q:" How many people does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
"A:" Five - A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple... - Q:" How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One, but he uses a chainsaw... - Q:" How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - but he has to wait until the light is better... - Q:" How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, it turned itself in. "A:" Just one, but... - Q:" How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" How many can you afford... - Q:" How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" The entire team! And they all get a semester's... - Q:" How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One if at home, but on school time, four... - Q:" How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to screw it in and two to talk about... - Q:" How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, they like Danzig in the dark...
