- Q:" How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to screw it in, and the other two... - Q:" How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget... - Q:" How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify... - Q:" How many Harvard students (MacIntosh computer engineers)
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one - He holds the light bulb and the world... - Q:" How many Concerned Alumni of Princeton does it take to change
said proverbial light bulb?
"A:" Six - One to change it, and five to sit around... - Q:" How many Stanford grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Just one. He holds the bulb and the whole world... - Q:" How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" All of them, since changing light bulbs is the... - Q:" How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, They'll have their girls do it for them... - Q:" How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to assure the everything possible is... - Q:" How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
"A:" "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion...
