- Q:" How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but it takes eight million years... - Q:" How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue... - Q:" How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, there never was any light bulb. Note: Probably... - Q:" How many Cabbage Patch Dolls does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" The question is irrelevant since you couldn't... - Q:" How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" ---- You should have hit "n!" Note: refers to... - Q:" How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 51 - One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing... - Q:" How many Brown University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - but he gets two credits... - Q:" How many Thomas Alva Edison's does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, he doen't change them, He makes them... - Q:" How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" twenty - one to do it and nineteen to develop... - Q:" How many poor slobs does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, poor slobs don't have light bulbs. They're...
