- It is the responsibility of the Federal Government to provide
light to all Americans,
without regard to race, age, creed, color sex (anatomic)... - I'm not about to touch anything that has WATT written
on it... - Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
"A:" One. "A:" Two - One to replace it and one to tell... - Q:" How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light... - Q:" How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to hold the giraffe, and the other to... - Q:" How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to change the bulb, and one to write... - Q:" How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" That depends on whether it has health insurance... - Q:" What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
"A:" You can unscrew a light bulb... - Q:" How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - one to get the bulb and two to get the... - Q:" How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 100 - ten to do it, and 90 to write document number...
