- Q:" How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, if the government would just leave it alone... - Q:" How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon... - Q:" How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - as follows... - One to write the light bulb removal
program... - one to write the light bulb insertion
program,... - one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure
nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same... - Q:" How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Both of them... - Q:" How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" A tree in a golden forest. "A:" Two - one to change... - Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one... - Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to...
