"Q:" How many American Imperialist Pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of
inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective.
Note: Probably the Eastern European equivalent of an ethnic joke.
"A:" Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of
inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective.
Note: Probably the Eastern European equivalent of an ethnic joke.
Related:
- How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" ... - Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: Two: One to get a Tab, and one to call Daddy... - LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and... - How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) One. 2) Two. One to replace it and one to tell... - Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate... - Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate... - Q:" How many Americans does it take to replace a light bulb?
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One, but it takes at least three light bulbs...
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- Q:" How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
"A:" 1000 - One to submit the joke and 999 to submit... - Q:" How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Billions and billions... - Q:" How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 100 - ten to do it, and 90 to write document number... - Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man... - Q: How many girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Its women and its not funny...
