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• How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• Q: How many drunken Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: 101 - One to hold it and 100 to drink till the room spins around....
• Q:" How many Hoosiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Twenty. One to hold the bulb, four to hold the chair, and fifteen to drink Moonshine until the room spins around....
• Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• Q:" How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Three. One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....